| Total goals scored | 404 |
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| Total goals conceded | 377 |
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| Overall goal-difference | 27 |
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| Average goals scored per game | 1.98 |
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| Average goals conceded per game | 3.34 |
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| Average points per game | 1.02 |
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| Longest win streak | 9 wins in a row (2015-06-18 - 2015-07-30) |
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| Longest losing streak | 6 losses in a row (2017-09-15 - 2017-10-19) |
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| Biggest win | 18 - 0 (Laaaadsssssio vs Hardly Athletic) |
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| Biggest loss | 0 - 9 (Laaaadsssssio vs Red Star Juniors) |
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| MVP | Charlie |
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