Shock of the week comes from the Kennington Tuesday league as GOTS invincible run comes to an end at the hands of Bacon Sane after a 6-5 defeat. The Milky Beans claimed an impressive 8-1 win over Tango while De Wolfe secured a 2-1 win over It’s a Mainz World.
Brio Boys are in the in-form team in the Clapham Junction Monday league as they made it five wins on the bounce thanks to a 6-2 defeat over Battersea Beavers (watch highlights here or full game). Cookie Monsters continue their unbeaten start as they narrowly defeated Wandsworth Stanley 5-4. FC Zenit got back to winning ways with a convincing 9-1 win over PSV Hangover. The Foreplayers are proving to be a force to reckon with as they claimed a 4-0 win over Leavemyarcelona (watch highlights here or full game). There was no separating Curse These Metal Hands and Zlats the way I like it as they drew 3-3.
Sugar Cane Bees go top of the Clapham Junction Tuesday league thanks to a 5-1 win over Karius To Glory. Barking Mad FC were humbled by Nottinmymums Forest 7-1, their first defeat of the season. Don’t Cry For Me Di Maria got back to winning ways with a 3-1 win over Inter London FC. AFC Malegda had all their honey as they defeated Honey Badgers 2-0. Sunderland SA get their first win thanks to a 2-1 defeat over London Bromyard FC.
Defending champions Hillside continue their 100% winning start as they crushed We Were Barron 6-0. Bare Keep U Ups move into second thanks to their 4-1 win over CSKA Mosquito, guess they had no bite! Yapp Stan and The Goonies had to settle for a point a piece following a 1-1 draw while Buzzalona got their first three points thanks to a narrow 2-1 win over The Cesc Pests. Das Muts remain undefeated as they claimed a 2-1 win over Gary Khole.
Omnisporting defeated OPFC in dramatic circumstances as they scored the winner in a 3-2 victory with the final kick of the game (watch full match here). EFD keep up with the league leaders thanks to their 6-3 win over Themdon Boys. Tea and Busquets secured their place in the premiership with a 4-1 win over The Jan Vennegoors (watch full match here). Elsewhere, To Do Or T Odoi claimed a narrow 2-1 win over Dynamo Zwack while Sopranos enjoyed an 8-2 win over Dan Utd.
Defending Crystal Palace Monday champions Commodore FC kicked off their title defence with a 9-2 win over Norwood Lakers. Debutants Divano Kiev defeated Anerley in the UK 5-2. Garden City FC claimed a 7-5 victory over Streatham Rovers. Red Army welcomed league debutants Finest Finessers 6-3.
Top Shavers continue to lead the Battersea Wednesday league as they claimed a 6-1 win over TSR Athletic. Easy found it far too easy as they defeated Borussia Teeth 4-0, no bite in their display. Royal FCups claimed an impressive 8-2 win over VENOM.
Special Olympiakos go three from three in the Kennington Monday league as they thumped Neil Warlocks 7-1, while Neymar Pollution claimed an empathic 6-0 win over Overfriendly Martins. Shambles FC secured their first win of the season with a 6-2 victory over Gabriel STATistuta . YELLOWS claimed a narrow 3-2 win over Borussia Skkrttt.
Ball Bags have taken a step closer into securing a place in the final as they defeated NLE Nine Elms 2-1 (watch highlights here or full match) while Brixton Bin Dippers look as though they will be joining them as they claimed a 2-1 win over Dirty Old Man FC. In the championship, Crystal Gyalliss FC secured a 5-3 win over Mehmet All Stars to go top of the table (watch highlights here or full game) while The Elephants defeated Athletico Pathetico 4-2.
Laaaadsssssio winning run in the Kennington Thursday league was halted as Sarri Not Sarri held them to a 3-3 draw. Thundering Typhoons close the gap at the top to just two points thanks to their 2-0 win over Abou. Lightmatter Thornbill United were held by South London Bhoys 2-2 while Red star Juniors also drew 2-2 with Zenit St Cheatesburg.
Pathetico Madrid are back and gunning following their defeat last week, as they defeated Real Average FC 17-4 (watch highlights or full game). F567 Utd continue to lead the Paddington Tuesday league as they claimed an 8-5 win over Ginger Biscuits. The Gym Utd claimed a 6-4 win over Carpe Diem (watch highlights or full game).