Hillside shock Nottinmymums Forest to claim title

CHAMPIONS!! Congratulations to Hillside for becoming the Clapham Junction Wednesday Premiership champions following a 2-1 win over Nottinmymums Forest. Despite being the underdogs on the night, they fought well and secured a winner in the dying stages. Congratulations. Alans Army ended their season with a 6-4 win over Blumpkin while The Cescs Pests defeated Gary Khole 3-1. Elsewhere, Buzzalona FC thrashed The Goonies 6-0 and Queen Park Strangers narrowly defeated Yapp Stan 4-3.

Cookie Monsters are the outright Clapham Junction Monday league leaders as the defeated Battersea Beavers 6-1. The Foreplayers fell to their first league defeat at the hands of Brio Boys 3-2 while Zlats the way I like it finally claimed three points with a resounding 4-1 win over PSV Hangover. Curse These Metal Hands got back to winning ways with a 4-2 victory over Leavemyarcelona, similarly Wandsworth Stanley defeated Fiorentina Turner 4-2.

Clapham Junction Tuesday league newcomers Barking Mad FC defeated London Bromyard FC in their opening game 6-1. Sugar Cane Bees got off to the perfect start with a 4-2 win over AFC Malegda while Don’t Cry For Me Di Maria also claimed three points with a 2-0 defeat against Sunderland SA. Honey Badgers crawled to a narrow 4-3 win over Karius To Glory.

EFD have fallen to their first defeat in the Clapham Junction Thursday league as they were defeated 6-2 by bottom of the table OPFC. Tea and Busquets had an easy run out as they thrashed To Do Or T Odoi 6-0, while The Jan Vennegoors claimed back to back wins with a 4-2 defeat over Sopranos. Themdon boys got back to winning ways thanks to a 7-2 victory over Dynamo Zwack. Omnisporting Dijon become league leaders as they claimed a solid 6-0 win over Dan Utd.

Commodore FC secured their place in next week’s Crystal Palace Monday Premiership final in style as they defeated Red Army FC 6-5 while Kroos Control will be defending their title thanks to a 7-2 win over Anerley in the UK. In the Championship, Garden City and Norwood Lakers drew 6-6 while Streatham Rovers end their campaign with another loss, this time a 7-2 defeat to FC Troopers.

A last-minute winner ensured Athletico Aesthetico maintain joint top of the Hackney Central Monday league as they defeated Colonel Getafe 5-4 (watch highlights here or full match). Brews on Toast sliced open Stroke Titty as they defeated them 11-3.

Recreativo Hackney bow out as Invincibles having won all their 15 league games, the last of which was an astonishing 18-2 win over F567 Utd (watch highlights here or full match). SJS FC ended their campaign with a 5-0 win over Bad Possession (watch highlights here or full match) while The Dusty Knucks defeated Bomba 2 Attack of the Clats 7-1.

The Hackney Central Thursday league kicked off with defending champions Wogan and the Saganauts getting off to the perfect start a 10-2 win over Triple Espresso. League debutants In The Name of Dybala got an unpleasant welcoming as they were defeated 5-0 by Sonic Huth (watch full match here). Colomba another debuting team left it late but managed to claim all three points as they narrowly defeated YNOT FC 3-2 (watch full match here).

Kennington Monday got underway with defending champions Special Olympiakos getting of to the perfect start with a 3-1 win over Gabriel STATistuta. League newcomers Neil Warlocks fell to a 5-3 defeat to Overfriendly Martins. YELLOWS got of the title challenge underway with a 2-1 win over U Gomito while Neymar Pollution and Borussia Skkrttt played out a 2-2 draw.

DFAS secured a narrow 4-3 win over The Milky Beans FC in the Kennington Tuesday league while Bacon Sane defeated It’s a Mainz World 3-0. Tango just cannot seem to be able to buy a win as they continue their search for three points following a 2-1 defeat at the hands of De Wolfe.

Brixton Bin Dippers stay top of the Kennington Wednesday Premiership as they drew 2-2 with NLE Nine Elms whilst Ball Bags got their first win with a 4-2 victory over Dirty Old Man. In the Championship, Leaders Mehmet All Stars were held to a 4-4 draw by The Elephants and Crystal Gyalliss FC climb into second following their 5-2 win over Athletico Pathetico.

Red Star Juniors have their first win of the Kennington Thursday league as they overcame Sarri Not Sarri 7-3. Lightmatter Thornbill United were held 1-1 by Thundering Typhoons while Laaaadsssssio extend their lead at the top with a 3-2 win over Abou. Zenit St Cheatesburg finally have lift off as they narrowly defeated South London Bhoys 5-4.

Pathetico Madrid remain top of the Paddington Tuesday table thanks to their 8-3 win over The Gym (watch highlights here or full match) while F567 Utd remain joint top thanks to their 13-6 win over Real Average FC who continue to look for the first points of the season. Ginger Biscuits claimed a well-deserved 13-4 win over Carpe Diem.