Game rules

All players MUST wear shin-pads - YES

Studs, blades and mould allowed - NO, only standard or astro trainers.

Keepers allowed outside their box - NO, penalty if keepers do.

Outfield players allowed inside the box - NO, keepers ball if they do.

Ball allowed over head height - YES

Sliding tackles allowed - NO, free kick to opposing team

Normal throw-ins - YES

Normal corner taken - YES

Pass-back to the keeper allowed - YES

Keepers can kick the ball - YES

Rolling subs allowed - YES (when ball is out of play)

Yellow card - sin bin (refs discretion on duration) no sub replacement

Red Card - out of the game no sub replacement 

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